Keep on, keepin' on, keep on, keepin' on

We've received your suggestion to keep talking, and we're taking it very seriously.

Here's a breakdown of your suggestion:

• We should talk more, because, you know, talking is good.
• We should talk more, because, you know, talking is fun.
• We should talk more, because, you know, we need to get this over with.

And here's what we're doing about it:

We're setting up a series of interminable, interminably dull seminars on the art of conversation.

You're invited, because you're clearly a connoisseur of the spoken word.